Skunked Because — Unisex Cotton Tee

There’s always a reason... and it's never you!

The “Skunked Because” tee is for anglers who never come home empty-handed without an explanation ready to go. Too much wind, wrong lure color, pressure change, muddy water, boat traffic — clearly it couldn’t have been operator error.

Funny, relatable, and built around classic fishing excuses, it’s perfect for anglers who know getting skunked is temporary… but the storytelling lasts forever.

Made from soft, moisture-wicking 60/40 cotton-poly CVC fabric, this tee delivers all-day comfort with a relaxed fit that holds its shape through tough bites, overanalyzing conditions, and listing at least five reasons the fish “just weren’t cooperating.”

For anglers who know it’s never technically their fault.