My Ass Is Going Fishing — Unisex Cotton Tee

Plans have been made. They are non-negotiable.

The “My Ass Is Going Fishing” tee is for those moments when life throws responsibilities your way and you politely — or not so politely — choose the water instead. It’s blunt, hilarious, and painfully relatable for anyone who’s ever decided the lake had higher priority than literally everything else.

Whether you’re ditching chores, dodging errands, or making your exit early, this shirt says exactly what you’re thinking… without needing to explain yourself.

Perfect for anglers who don’t negotiate their weekends — they schedule them around the bite.