I Gotta See the Lure First, Then I Get in the Van. — Unisex Cotton Tee

Stranger danger… but make it fishing.

The “I Gotta See the Lure First, Then I Get in the Van” tee delivers absurd humor that every angler immediately understands. It’s the perfect mashup of childhood safety lessons and modern fishing addiction — because let’s be honest, the only way you’re getting in that van is if the lure is legit.

Ridiculous, self-aware, and guaranteed to get double-takes, this shirt is built for anglers who appreciate dark humor, great gear, and questionable decision-making — in the right order.

Perfect for anglers who believe personal safety matters… but so do limited-edition crankbaits.